Garfield my big fat diet

Him to perhaps set a few more rules.1/9/2005 Garfield notes how easy mice have it, since they are easily pleased. Cats, however, need more than that. Specifically, naps. This confuses the mouse Garfield is talking to.1/15/2006 Garfield tells a mouse that he is considering eating it and the other mice, but the mouse talks him out of it by showing him how disgusting the mice are.9/11/2006 Garfield asks a mouse what's going on, and the mouse is very testy. Garfield notes that it has not had its morning cheese and that is why.6/14/2007 A mouse asks how Garfield is doing, and the cat replies that he is starving. The mouse, feeling sorry, asks if Garfield's diet is getting to him, and Garfield sees the rodent as a piece of cake.3/1/2008 A mouse asks Garfield what being a cat is like. Garfield is unsure, since he has not been awake long enough to know.3/23/2009 A mouse asks Garfield if he would eat it if it was the last mouse on Earth. Garfield declines, and instead, he would force it to cook for him. 4/1/2017 A mouse tells Garfield that it is going to scurry across the table. 2010 - 2019[]4/29/2010 A mouse asks Garfield if he has seen its brother, who was right where Garfield was sleeping. It turns out the mouse was still there, under Garfield.8/13/2010 A mouse begs Garfield to do something, and although reluctant at first, Garfield complies and feigns fear of the mouse.11/3/2011 A mouse asks Garfield how he got fat. Garfield answers, "Eating chubby mice," scaring the mouse.3/31/2012 A field mouse greets Garfield and another mouse. Garfield and the mouse are surprised, wondering how the field mouse can get pizza.11/16/2012 Garfield tells a mouse that Liz is a vet, so the mouse goes to her and

Makes each of the letters in his name. For "E", Garfield reaches for one mouse, and holds another. A third mouse tries running away, but its tail is caught between Garfield's toes.8/16/1998 Garfield glares at a mouse for startling him with a megaphone while he was writing his name, resulting in the "D" in "Garfield" to come out large, crooked, and janky compared to the rest of the letters. The mouse just grins.1/31/1999 Garfield advertises his website, www.garfield.com, on a computer, with a live mouse serving as the computer mouse.2/21/1999 A mischief of mice struggles to hold up Garfield, who himself holds a poster with his name on it.5/2/1999 Garfield, his animal friends, and Nermal hold up the paper reading, "Garfield". This includes a mouse, who peeks over the edge and waves at the reader.5/14/2000 A mischief of mice uses large, wooden letters to spell Garfield's name while the fat cat himself watches.5/28/2000 Garfield, Odie, and a mouse wear T-shirts that combined read, "Garfield.com"8/26/2001 Garfield glares at a mouse who was writing "Garfield is a big fat" before getting caught, and thus, was unable to finish what it was writing.11/17/2002 A marching band of mice walks by Garfield, the notes they play spell out Garfield's name.11/24/2002 The main cast of characters in the strip each wears a winter hat with a letter of Garfield's name on it. A mouse is the one donning the "L" in "Garfield".3/6/2005 Garfield smiles as several mice clean up their neighborhood of holes, each one with a welcome mat with a letter of Garfield's name and the restricted "R" logo.5/8/2005 Eight holes in a block of cheese spell out Garfield's name, with a mouse poking out of the "D" in nibbling on a small piece of cheese.9/4/2005 Garfield feeds a half-dozen alien mice pea-green stinky

Out.9/6/2002 Jon calls pest control about a huge rat in his trash. Hearing this, Garfield abruptly decides to leave.11/14/2002 Jon hears the sound of mice squeaking from inside Garfield's blanket. Garfield is babysitting, or mouse-sitting.11/16/2002 Jon informs the fat cat about a fat mouse. Garfield wonders about it, but then a mouse inside a giant hole defends itself, saying it is "big boned".8/24/2009 Jon screams in fear of a mouse, and then tells Garfield to get it. Garfield, however, plans on putting this on his blog.8/11/2010 Jon points out a mousehole to Garfield, getting progressively angry. Garfield starts clapping and stomping his foot, singing a song about it.6/1/2011 Jon points out a mouse playing the saxophone on the windowsill during a dark and rainy day. Garfield sees this as a good day for the blues.9/29/2012 Some mice in the hole use a mousetrap Jon laid out as an end table.11/7/2013 Jon shrieks from the next room after finding mice camping in his slippers.6/7/2014 Several giant creatures try forcing their way out of a mousehole Garfield was watching.2/27/2018 Garfield is getting a manicure from a mouse in its hole.3/27/2018 A mouse texts Garfield sad face emojis because they're out of cheese.11/9/2018 Garfield is repulsed by a pizza that was supposed to be half-and-half, but is instead all topped with mouse heads. Arlene, however, is willing to pick them off for him.1/15/2019 Several mice to the Hokey-Pokey and then dance a conga line in the living room.3/31/2020 Garfield says a mouse joke while on the fence. This gets laughter from the rodent audience.5/26/2020 Garfield got a restraining order to deal with the mice.6/9/2020 Jon asks why mice are running around in the kitchen, washing his car, and doing jumping jacks. He then wonders where his energy drinks are, and Garfield replies that

Then the mice ask to hold the taco sauce, prompting the cat to wish them to explode.4/19/1988 A mouse pokes Garfield's tummy and calls him fat. It calls the other mice to show Garfield off, but Garfield crushes it with his belly.2/17/1992 A teacher mouse shows a sleeping Garfield to its students, and how it is a lion that has devolved into that. Garfield gets the urge to murder something.10/14/1992 A mouse in a mousehole drops Garfield through a trapdoor for using the wrong password.7/22/1996 Garfield says how disgusting mice are, and a mouse insults Garfield as it walks by.5/10/1997 A mouse changes the channel to a mouse-friendly show while Garfield was watching Ed, the Wonder Cat.8/17/1997 A mouse tiptoes out of its hole and draws something on the wall. When it sees Garfield coming, it bolts, because it was drawing an insulting picture of the fat cat.1/29/1998 Garfield looks at the mice around him and wonders which of them has been stealing his chocolate. He points out one fat mouse with zits.11/10/2001 Garfield explains his deal he has with the mice: He does not eat them and they do not booby-trap the litter box.7/1/2004 Garfield walks up to Jon in a mouse costume and proclaims that mice rule, a result of losing a bet with a mouse.5/31/2011 A mouse reads Garfield a bedtime story about mice beating up a cat. Garfield calls it "sick".3/6/2014 A mouse greets Garfield, disappointed, and then returns to its hole. Garfield demands the TV remote back, but the mouse refuses to give it unless Garfield gives it cheese in exchange.Garfield's Revenge[]While mice often prank or insult Garfield, the fat cat himself has gotten back at them a handful of times.4/21/1995 An odd sound gets Jon's attention and he asks Garfield about it. He is

Used cheese to decorate for the Christmas holidays.12/24/2023 A mouse receives a piece of cheese from Garfield.12/28/2023 Garfield shows the mice a trophy made of cheese. He awards it to himself.5/7/2024 A mouse tells Garfield to hold its calls, unless the call is about cheese. Garfield is well aware of this.Taking a picture of a piece of cheese with its cell phone.Cruel Mice[]Mice are not always Garfield's friends.11/29/1981 Garfield flicks a mouse off the table and then goes to sleep. For revenge, a small squad of mice set a stand of a cat being hanged in front of him, frightening Garfield.2/23/1985 Squeak tells Garfield that he is lazy and lacks ambition. Garfield replies that he could be the world's greatest mouser, which changes Squeak's tune.7/9/1986 A parent mouse insults Garfield by calling him fat and ugly. Garfield considers ending the peace between them.12/18/1986 A couple of mice demand cheese from Garfield, or else neither the mice nor Garfield will be able to sleep. The fat cat begrudgingly gets them some, but when they ask for tiny forks, Garfield decides to turn vicious.3/22/1987 Two mice confront Garfield about a mousetrap in front of their hole. Garfield does not care, but the mice declare war. Once again, Garfield shrugs it off, but when confronted with a toy gun, a matchbox cannon, a wind-up tank, and a small squad of army mice, Garfield recalls when he used to like mice.5/8/1987 A mischief of mice gives Garfield a slice of pie. At first, Garfield is quite appreciative, until the mice spill that without him, "Jon might get a real cat!", which rubs Garfield the wrong way.10/18/1987 Garfield finds his food eaten and a trio of fat mice. He calls them out, but the mice protest and call him a tyrant. Garfield angrily leaves, but

Food you’re eating. This is why bodybuilders and powerlifters say you have to “eat big to get big.” There’s truth in that. That’s where bulking comes in.What is Bulking?“Bulking” is when you gain weight to facilitate muscle growth. And if you’re following a good workout routine, your weight gain is slow, and your diet is good, bulking can work wonders. You can gain a tremendous amount of muscle and strength. Slowly and steadily, yes. But even slow gains add up fast.Bulking is how I went from 130 pounds up to 200 pounds at 11% body fat. It’s how Marco went from 150 pounds up to 220 pounds at 10% body fat. It’s how my wife went from 97 to 119 pounds at 20% body fat. It’s what we’ve spent the past 10 years helping over 10,000 clients do. If you do it right, you can build a ton of muscle.The catch is, the calories that aren’t used to build muscle will be burned off or stored as body fat. And the more calories you eat, the more calories will be left to spill over into fat storage. That’s why larger calorie surpluses tend to cause more muscle growth but also more fat gain. That’s why if you bulk too aggressively, you may need to spend a few weeks burning off the extra fat you gain. No big deal. Most strong people have been there. I sure have. But even better if you can learn from our mistakes.How Fast to Gain WeightIn a study by Ribeiro and colleagues, the first group of participants ate an aggressive bulking diet, gaining around a pound per week. They gained 4 pounds of muscle for every pound of fat they gained. Their body fat percentage barely changed at all. In fact, for people starting at over 20% body fat, their ratio of muscle-to-fat gain was good enough ratio to reduce their body fat percentage.The second group was told to eat even more calories, gaining a whopping 2 pounds per week. This a bulking diet more aggressive than I’ve ever seen recommended by anyone. But, uh, I’ve done it. Back when I was 6’2 and 130 pounds, I gained 2+ pounds per week until I got up to a healthy weight. I was too desperate to build muscle. I couldn’t muster up any patience. And to be honest, it paid off. I was starting off so underweight that I still finished looking better than when I started.Anyway, this second group of participants gained twice as much muscle as the first group, but they also gained five times more fat. It wasn’t a terrible ratio—they gained a pound of muscle for every pound of fat. Still, it’s